Respected Cold and Cough
Sir/Madam I don’t know who
you are
I shouldn’t have written
this non-sense letter to you and wasted your time but you gave me sleepless night’s
man.After every week you come to me and get stuck to me as I am your beloved.
Though I know you have some fucking old relationship with me but this doesn’t
mean you can trouble me anytime.
I have some responsibilities bro and have to go
to work daily but how can I work if you jam my brain followed by headache.I am
not joking dude, seriously I am fed up with your irritating and disgusting behavior.Nowadays half of my nights go in vein.I want to do some fruitful
stuff but because of you I am unable to do anything useful.
This was one aspect of it
and another disappointment is that each time you visit me, I have to spend lot
of money to take refugee from you.morever I have to take high dose drugs to
kill the shit you produce inside and if these market based fucking drugs don’t work,
I have to use some traditional way to get rid of you for e.g. making egg by putting
lot of chilly powder or preparing dry potatoes that is annoying man.
Moreover,
the Sadak Chap doctors of my locality prescribe long list of tablets which are
of no use, they in turn increase the pain and suffocates me.Now I kindly request you
to leave me alone for some months and go and fuck around some other rich guys
who have guts to bear you, have money to spend on you even if you continuously
irate them because they have lot of Swiss Bank accounts they can bear you.
One
more thing they drink lot of liquor and enjoy going around with beautiful
girls, you will enjoy each moment. But please leave me alone, I don’t have
anything to bribe you neither I am too handsome to appease you. So for God's sake
leave me and my nose alone.
If you are not leaving me
alone, I am not going to forgive you on the Day of Judgment. That’s all what I
have to say,but I know you are crooked soul and these words mean nothing
to you.
Yours
Mubashir Bukhari
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